all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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