Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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