no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Duck Duck Cougar?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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