sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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