i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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