And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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