I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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