how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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