Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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