I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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