So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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