it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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