i permit you to call me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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