well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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