You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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