And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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