it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
tell me about the fingering
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