Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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