Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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