YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
