yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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