ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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