I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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