When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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