I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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