Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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