My nipple is on Facebook.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
