Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
