He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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