Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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