Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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