We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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