nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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