Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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