Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I lost the right to judge tonight
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
