ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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