If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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