I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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