What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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