No, drunk sperm still make babies.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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