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(312): View more from Illinois

Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.

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(650): View more from California

So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.

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(972): View more from Texas

I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

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never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.

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(954): View more from Florida

woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student

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(314): View more from Missouri

I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.

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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!

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(260): View more from Indiana

let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"

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