Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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