Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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