Are we in a gay sports bar?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Randomize