he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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