what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I have tasted many bathrooms
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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