How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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