if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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