can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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