office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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