I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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