It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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